January 2010
i am drunk like a dinosaur
the goose shit, is a fake.
i sleep with a body pillow.
The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)
when i drive on the highway i like to stick my...
“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
love your life.
– atmosphere
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...
– Mitch Hedberg (via failbag) (via prudenceagnes) (via constellation)